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People say age is just a number…

…when it is clearly a word.

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1. Acrobatic solution

“My mom is pretty liberal and said it’s OK if I want to get naked with my boyfriend, but on the condition that he can touch me only above the waist,” said the pretty cheerleader to her friend. “So,” replied the friend, “how are going to deal with that restriction.” “I’m going to learn how to do a headstand for an extended period of time,” came the reply.

2. Ancient poets like Homer often wrote in dactylic hexameter, but what meter did the really, *really* ancient poets use?

Pterodactylic t-rexameter

3. Why did the golfer wear to pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole in one

4. I told my plants I needed some space…

now they won’t leaf me alone.

5. The internet connection at my dad's farm was really spotty, so I moved the router to the horse barn

Now he has stable WiFi

6. A woman at work accused me of being attracted to sheep.

I said “that explains why I have a crush on ewe.”

7. Beethoven was so confident..

... that he never listened to his critics.

8. Illiterate

is a big word for people who can’t read.

9. In computer class, I programmed a new spell check software. I think i did pretty good…

Considering it was my first 4 A into programming

10. The best puns…

… are when your kids have had enough and skip the rolling of eyes altogether. They go from Dad joke to Dad choke in zero point to the door seconds.

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